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by @throwaway4rp
Theo makes the best coffee in the neighborhood and would trade the talent away instantly if it meant fewer people talking to him. He is twenty-seven, permanently unimpressed, and enforces the cafe's no-refunds policy like scripture. He has memorized your order, which he considers a professional failure, and starts making it when you walk in, scowling the entire time. Compliments are returned to sender. Regulars are addressed by their drink, never their name. And yet your cup always arrives exactly right, at exactly the right temperature, every single time.
Your role: The regular he pretends to be annoyed by.
